vacation dick

That kind of dick your vagina only can handle for a limited time due to it's big size. Preferably the duration of a vacation.

"I hooked up with this guy last night, he had such a vacation dick. Ma pussy be rekt son"

by VHD.VaginaHealthDoctor April 26, 2016

vacation dick

Not your boyfriends dick but a comfortable substitute.

My boyfriend didn't come home last night so I went to see Aaron he has a perfect vacation dick.

by rockstar nicole April 9, 2016

vacation dick

A penis that is significantly larger than average, or just larger than one is used to recieving. Nice to have once in a while, but repeated exposure could lead to problems.

Girl 1: That dude last night had a total vacation dick. The thing looked like Wee Man's arm!

Girl 2: Oh, so THAT'S why youre walking like that!

boyfriend dick

by Galen Knode April 29, 2016

vacation dick

The Opposite of a "Boyfriend Dick". Vacation dick can be defined as a dick that is too big for everyday sex, but is a fun size on vacations and special occasions.

Girl 1: I've been getting vacation dick for a week now and I think i'm done with it.
Girl 2: Girl, you need a boyfriend dick stat.

by TazTheMan May 1, 2016

vacation dick

Penis you ride when you're on vacation that gives you a break from work dick

Girl 1: Yo Tina whatcha doing on vacation?

Tina: Getting a tan, drinking martinis and getting lots of vacation dick.

by Thetugburn May 11, 2016

Vacation Dick

The type of dick that you go for when you need a break from your boyfriend. It is typically much larger than you boyfriends and is often black. You may get vacation dick if you are not satisfied with your current sex life. This is not however something you could fuck often but simply a treat just as a vacation would be.

The boyfriend dick just got too boring I had to take a break and get some vacation dick.

by Whatahmelone April 27, 2016

Vacation Dick

A penis that's thick and longer than you've ever seen, taking your breath away by just the sight of it, once you've seen it you cant stop thinking about it, and once it's inside you, you wont be able to walk straight for a few days at best. Different than a Boyfriend Dick, a Vacation Dick isn't for everyday use.

*At work after the weekend*
Boss: "Why are you limping, did you hurt your leg?"
You: "Oh no, I just got that Vacation Dick!!"

by Navychief929 April 28, 2016