Mile of Dick 

1 mile = 5,280 feet = 63,360 inches
The national average penis size in the US is 5.5 inches.
63,360/5.5 inches = 11,520

There is approximately 11,520 dicks in a mile.

Yo Mama is such a hoe that she has a Mile of Dick twice a week!

Tim: Man! Sally has hooked up with everyone at work, except me. Glad I'm not part of her Mile of Dick.

Tom: Speak for yourself!

Mile of Dick by NobeeCares January 9, 2023

Dick Eye 

The dick eye is the slit that you push your nut out of your hard cock

One of the greatest pleasures in life is shooting semen out of our dick eye!

Dick Eye by HornyPornoAddict September 3, 2022

Slick-dick 

To be a Slick-dick is to send a gift to your loved one that coincidentally arrives with near perfect timing. Not something that you planned, but nonetheless something that enhances the overall experience for your partner.

In this instance the appearance of being slick would be unjustified, thus you're a Slick-dick.

Stuart sending an Easter egg making kit to Susie for her April birthday made him a "dick". Sending rollerskates that arrived just as her existing plans unravelled made Stuart a "Slick-dick".

Slick-dick by Sharkey & Bubbles April 8, 2022

leonardo dicaprio

most attractive man to ever live. every girl’s fantasy, a timeless heartthrob. stole everyone’s hearts as a teen and is still hot now.

if i had a time machine i would go back to when leonardo dicaprio was my age so i could legally fuck him

leonardo dicaprio by it’s ur girl September 1, 2019

Big Dick Rick 

The ghost of Dominic Hall. He only appears when somebody drops the soap in the basement showers.

*drops soap*
Oh No! Here comes Big Dick Rick!

Big Dick Rick by BDR001 November 12, 2018

Street Dick 

A nasty hot dog bought from a street vendor. Probably been floating in rancid dirty water all day and handled by some smelly dude sweating on the sidewalk all day.

Dude, what are you eating ? I'm eating a street dick, very delicious and nutritious. Nothing like street dick, breakfast of champions.

Street Dick by EightBall August 2, 2012

BOGO dick 

When that dick is so big that it travels to the esophagus allowing for a blowjob during sex. Two for one special.

Last night I got the BOGO dick. That dick was the size of my forearm so I was suckin n fuckin

BOGO dick by hometownsimp May 30, 2020