Erpie Derpie

A Person of Indian Decent that drives a minivan or works at a gas station/711

This Erpie Derpie can’t fucking drive at all.

by Franklin Dent July 11, 2019

Derpiest

Noun: A word used to explain a situation as being extremely out of the ordinary.

my PC is probably the Derpiest computers ever.

by Gamerdude31 June 26, 2010

Derpies

When your crabs have herpes.

Oh man that dude has a horrid case of derpies.

by LIONwho April 14, 2011

Herpa-Derpies

A serious case of STS: Sexually Transmitted Stupid.

I heard Mary got drunk and had sex with her ex-boyfriend last night!" "Yeah, she has a bad case of herpa-derpies.

by funthatburns March 2, 2011

derpsex

Having sex with someone who is uncomfortable, awkward, shy, nervous, or unenthusiastic.

Jenny: Yeah, I totally had derpsex with Jim the other night. It was so awkward.
Steph: Oh, I hate that! Why can't guys just have some confidence?

by DerpKing September 24, 2011

Derpism

THE RELIGION WHICH YOU WORSHIP THE HONEENO GODS

I decided to follow Derpism.

by intondus December 7, 2018

Derpese

A condition that always causes the sufferer to derp in photographs.

After being unable to find a single photo for his Facebook profile in which he did not derp, Damon began to suspect that he had contracted Derpese

by furrycreature November 15, 2011