derp-derp

A small dog possessing one or more of the following characteristics: bulgy eyes, squashed face, eyes that look in two or more directions at the same time, wandering lung, or comically vacuous expression. In short, any dog that arouses feelings of pity, revulsion, and the sneaking suspicion that it would have been kinder to have strangled it at birth.

E.g. pugs, Boston terriers, French bulldogs.
For the origin, do a google search for "hurr durr derp derp derp"

Is that a derp-derp or is she just squeezing her dog too hard?

by Boston Terrierist May 11, 2009

Derping

Scared and coughing

Call Me Kevin is derping.

by Ilovebearnoises December 4, 2020

Derping

Coughing while at the same time being scared

I was Derping

by BobbyPink December 3, 2020

derping

Scared and coughing at the same time.

"During the year 2020, a lot of us were derping."

by tophfan December 4, 2020

Derping

Scared and coughing.

"I heard some noise from the other room, are you okay"
"Yes, sorry, I was watching a horror movie and my popcorn got stuck in my throat, so I starting derping."

by Sneak T. December 3, 2020

Derping

A term meaning scared and coughing

"All that derping for nothing!" -CallMeKevin

by Snake142 December 3, 2020

Derping

Scared and coughing at the same time.

I couldn’t do anything yesterday because I was just derping all the time.

by Zxnoregretsxz December 3, 2020