A male who either tries to be fashionable (barely pulling it off) or is Dressed to the Eights, uses lots of Wal-Mart male-marketed metrosexual beauty products, and believes they are among the elite in any given social group, yet always appear as if they need to drop a dos or have bowel problems.
"Kitten, look at that Dood over there!"
"The One with the Rollins Vein? He looks angry."
"No, sweets. He just needs to drop a dos. Typical."