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cuntlapper

n. American slang. 1) a person who performs cunnilingus on female genitalia; 2) a heterosexual male; 3) a sex-minded heterosexual male.
While he was diving into the spot between her legs, she thought, now this feels good because he's a good cuntlapper
by Roger October 13, 2003
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cuntslap

1. a nice tap on the pubic region of a woman. 2. My friend Billy
Billy is a cuntslap.
by Joe November 7, 2004
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cuntlamprothist

An educated and successful woman in her 50s that gives her pussy to the poor, starving, abused and less fortunate among us.
No, she is not a slut or a whore! She cares about and is giving back to her community. She is a cuntlamprothist!
by utorvita December 16, 2014
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cuntslag

1.the stain left by the juices of the vagina, esp. when dried manifesting in solid pieces.
2.a person whose birth and life is reffered to as a walking stain of vaginal dishchage rather than a human being.
3.a term for a person made redundant.
4.a community with a high unemployment rate, esp ex-colliery or ex-manufacruing towns.
5.a general term for the lowest most degenerate people in society: criminals, junkies, whores, politicians, peodophiles (catholic priests), rapists, neo nazis, shop floor managers, estate agents, people who work in call centres, time share salespeople,´readers of ´The Sun´, etc
6.Alternative to H.O.R.S.E. in basket ball.
1.Joe: "Kiera has left cuntslag on my bed through her cuntslag encrusted knickers (?) just by sitting on it, i am going to sniff it to make sure it is cuntslag."
2.Jordan is a cuntslag, she is a chlamydia puss, a dirty fishy cuntslag.
3.A working man: "I´ve been made cuntslag, the bastards´, i´ve got a family ta feed, cuntslag can´t feed a family."
4.Thatcher took our working class communities and she made them cuntslag, they are her cuntslag.
5.Seems like everywhere you look these days there´s just cuntslag all around you scanking, cunting and slaging, fucking cuntslag disease.
6.You have missed 8 shots when i have scored you are the C.U.N.T.S.L.A.G. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.
by smatikamatz December 12, 2006
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Cuntflannel

A Cuntflannel derives from the English city of Birmingham and is a slang word used to describe someone who smells or has a bad attitude , see "chav" It can also be used when something particularly bad has happened.
How was your day jimmy? Ive had a cuntflannel of a day mom
by necromancer79 February 20, 2011
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cuntlar

In a group of friends that have been homies for a long time, the one bitchy girl that no one likes dealing with.
Yo I don't wanna see her... *she arrives... oh shit here comes cuntlar... Hey! whats up?!
by cheaninfein July 25, 2011
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Cuntflaps

cuntflaps more commonly known as fanny flaps
Yo I fucked this lass last night and she had beefy cuntflaps
by Pussy Boyos March 6, 2017
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