Cuntmongery

A piece of silverware (or similar) often a piercing, used to garnish the female pleasure palace to make it look more appetizing.

She had a rough old snatch, but the shiny cuntmongery she was wearing made it look less like a torn piece of liver

by cheffykins August 7, 2010

cuntronomy

The study of cunt.

Example: "My favorite subject in school is cuntronomy. I love learning about wet pussies!"

by Phazer. November 7, 2017

Cuntmonkey

Someone who is not ony anoying but dumb as shit. Calling them a monkey is an insult to monkeys. A cuntmonkey is that one sorry son of a bitch who everyone just hates

Sarah is the cuntmonkey of the class

by Boxedisopod May 4, 2018

cunt cunton

a friendly greeting for a a good friend.

oh look, cunt cunton is here

by olix101 June 25, 2016

cuntmong

a worthless good for nothing person you despise

come anywhere near me again cuntmong and i'll seriously kill your face!

by drew December 3, 2003

Cuntion

The function of a cunt.

The cuntion of that cunt is supurb.

by Jewpwnr March 19, 2008

cantoon

A skinny heroin addict

Has much the same meaning as smackhead, boothead or rackatoon

Has also come to mean an original thinker

"Look at that cantoon, what a Toby"

"Charles Darwin was a profound cantoon"

by The Cantoons October 28, 2007