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cumpactor

A nother name for bodhini hide a weenie
"That bitch works semen like a cumpactor."
by Bodhini November 9, 2018
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Cumpaccino

When you make your partner a coffee, but jerk your load of cum into the coffee cup first, before filling the cup with coffee
Girl "This coffee is really nice - what type is it"
Boy "it's a special Cumpaccino"
Girl "Thanks"
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Cumpadres

Occupying the liminal space between FWB and an open relationship, Cumpadres share a mutual cumpassion, practice open cummunication, provide cumfort, cumpanionship and sexual gratification for one another, whilst leading independent lives and consciously working through unhealthy patterns of codepedence.

Cumpadres can see / date / fuck other people, although they might not want to hear about, cumbine with or cumment on each other's conquests, and safe sex should be practised (condoms or regular testing).

Although there is good cumpatibility between them, and feelings that are more than platonic may be present, Cumpadres are unwilling/unable to cummit to a relationship, for reasons that go beyond just waiting for someone better to cum along.

Expectations between Cumpadres beyond the aforementioned are limited to: 1) respect of personal boundaries and 2) that there will be a next orgasm. Anything else is cumplimentary.

Cumpadres can cease the arrangement at any time by cummunicating this with the other person.
We used to be fuck buddies, but we've moved into a Cumpadres situation
by Chlobba March 19, 2022
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cumpartment

1) The abode or crib of anyone who thinks they are or tries to be a player. Usually only used by the person himself, who is also universally known as a fucktard.

2) A newly single or 'freshly moved out of his parents basement' boy's apartment. Never with a roommate.

3) Any part of a woman's anatomy that can be used for sex.
1) I totally took her back to my cumpartment for some serious head!

2) I can't wait to get out of this place and into a cumpartment of my own.

3) What a whore. She takes it in every cumpartment she's got!
by Tarmaque the Magnificent June 10, 2005
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Cumpadre

A very effective fuck buddy/fwb/casual partner who always assures mutual orgasms during sexual encounters.
Kayla and George weren’t dating but had a history of being CUMPADRES with the ability to always climax with each other. They understood sharing is caring.
by TreyANDEmily July 20, 2021
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cumpassionate

adj. having strong desire to feel, see, smell and/or taste semen. usually associated with promiscuous girls, but not always.
Why does Lisa love sucking dick so much?

She's only in it for the ending, she's cumpassionate.
by zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz April 7, 2008
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Cumpadre

Someone who you have carnal relations with. Anyone who you fuck/sleep with but is not your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Kovac: "I couldn't get ahold of you last night dawg."
Compto: "I was with Rebeca last night. She's my cumpadre."
by Phill Latio May 8, 2008
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