Cumcumber

A large cucumber that you lick until it drops juice

Omg that cumcumber looks so tasty

by catducky May 6, 2018

Cumception

Cumming while in the act of masturbating to porn that you have made of yourself, probably because you have such a obsession with yourself / severe daddy issues

Alicia: I had a serious Cumception session last night, stuck some porn on but it didn’t do it for me, so I pulled some home videos out yaknow?

by Howdoidjent April 18, 2019

Cumupins

Revenge or payback. Used as a noun to sound cooler than just saying revenge. Said by Michael and Logan on Zoey 101 when they were trying to get revenge on Vince Blake.

"Vince beat us up last year. We gotta get our cumupins now."

by BucketTeam23 May 11, 2014

cumcuber

a vibrator that has cum on it.

Katie: my boyfreind got me a lovely present yesterday.
Sam: what was it?
Kaite: a CUMCUBER :P

by Ca34256 December 29, 2010

cumpuppy

A cumpuppy is a young guy who likes to suck dick and be fucked in his boy-hole.

My cadet roomie, Matt, calls me his little cumpuppy!

by USAF Cadet November 2, 2020

CUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUM

WHEN YOU ARE HORNY AND YOU HAD A THREESOME WITH YOU MOM DAD SISTER AND CAT.

Urban dictionary if you do not allow this i will fucking kill you gay ass hoes everytime i tried to make a word it never worked so let this slide because there is way worse stuff on here.

Sincerely,DADDY

CUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUM
means WHEN YOU ARE HORNY AND YOU HAD A THREESOME WITH YOU MOM DAD SISTER AND CAT.

by flimmmy flammy nigga October 18, 2021

Cumcussion

When having sex as the woman begins her orgasm, she gets hit upside the head losing consciousness and her orgasm.

While screwing Erin senseless doggy-style, as she begam to cum I socked her head giving her a cumcussion.

by DJ Kleen May 10, 2011