Bazy Critch

A nice way of saying "Crazy Bitch."

My boss just texted me twice to remind me about the new store hours...the ones that are posted on the counter right by the register. What a bazy critch.

by GullibleZine May 4, 2009

critchy

1. the unmentionable area between a women's legs

Lady Gaga's critchy is about to pop out of that dress-thing.

by Little Critchy January 31, 2010

cuntchin

When a womans cunt is so fat it sags, and forms like a cuntchin.
Hince: cunt+chin= cuntchin

"DUDE! her pussy was so floppy from her cuntchin, I had to hold the lips back to get it in."

by Mrs. JCC0312 January 18, 2008

cuntchup

Pussy Ketchup aka a period blood

He never does it while she's on her period. He got cuntchup phobia.

by manyook April 26, 2010

critchin'

When you have a long day and you cant quit itching your crotch.

Or when you are chapped between the balls and your legs/ass.

Simply put: Itchy crotch.

When you are critchin' and your only wish is that lotion would fall from the sky.
After a long day of swimming in the ocean it hurts far too bad to walk to your house or hotel. "Man do we have to go to the house? I'm critchin' really bad."
When everybody is wathcing you and you are wiggling to scratch the itch in your nuts. "Dude, make a distraction. I'm critchin'."
When picking your ass just doesn't do the job. "I'm not pickin my ass man, I'm hardcore critchin'."

by anti critch May 14, 2011

cubitchoe

cunt bitch hoe :)

you're a cubitchoe

by Dleyjnan February 26, 2019

critch

Crotch itch. Itchy genitals.

I have a huge critch, I hope it's not an STD

by Crotchity Critch October 4, 2004