Cthulhu’s Arugula

Marijuana, grass, reefer lettuce, ganja

I caught the kiddos out back puffing on the “Cthulhu’s Arugula”

by Khil3 Whalk@r November 15, 2018

Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise

When a person fills their anal cavity with lube, corn syrup, and black dye, and surprises someone with it. Usually a significant other during sex.

Jimmy was shocked when he saw Susan gave him Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise after only the second date.

by Cthulhureceiver November 29, 2019

lulu cthulhu

A girl who acts like she's your friend, but then you find out later that she spreads gossip and drama every where she goes. She seems cool and lulu when you first meet her. But then she's turns out to be the HP Lovecraft's character, Cthulhu.

That bitch was my friend, but she's such a Lulu Cthulhu now - I can't trust her ass anymore.

by hookahtown September 14, 2011

Cthulu Fillet

When you put an alive octopus in a vagina and have sexual intercourse

guy: Dude we made a Cthulu Fillet!
guy2: i gotta do that to how was it
guy: fishy....

by Odep dep December 2, 2011

Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise

The act of retaining a concoction of corn syrup and black food coloring in one's rectum moments or sometimes hours before performing anal sex; terrifying the penetrator.

Yeah, my girlfriend is way too devoted to Halloween, man. She even pulled Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise on me. I had ants in my apartment for weeks.

by Dunkeroo November 29, 2019

Akward Cthulu

Noun-When something is so akward that a turtle will not be akward enough. You and all the witnesses to the akwardness merge your arms and wave them back and forth making an akward tentacle monster (Cthulu). akward turtle

"My five friends and I were so disturbed by the movie that they stood up in the theatre and made an akward cthulu.

by Chase Bond April 3, 2009

Cthug

An American aboriginal person who spends most of their time being drunk and committing crimes. Usually a result of negligent parenting, self-perpetuated poverty and a general disregard for normal societal values (a.k.a. “The White Man’s Fault”). They are most often raised wild on Cthug Farms, but city-raised Cthugs are becoming increasingly common.

Destiny: Hey I heard your cousin’s in jail again.

Jade: Ya, the cops busted him driving a stolen SUV without a license, and he was drunk.

Destiny: Damn that’s like the third time this year already.

Jade: IKR? He’s such a Cthug! But that’s what you get when your momma’s always drunk and your dad says he’ll be right back and then skips town.

Destiny: You crazy sister? It’s the White Man’s fault!!

Jade: Ya ur right. Let’s go get a flat of Colt 45 and a 2-6.

Destiny: Can we hit the drugstore and get a pregnancy test too?

Jade: Again??? Those things are so damn expensive!

Destiny: Ya ur right. Fuck it! It’s a Tuesday afternoon, let’s party!!

by WalkingEagle June 7, 2019