a crunkle kick is were you super glue your ball sack to your penis and get on all fours like a dog and have a elderly Bulgarian prostitute wearing six inch stiletto high heels kick you right in your genitals 5 times wile she sings "i could have been full of joy if i was ever a mother" this sex move will cost you about 350.00$$
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The cave man pointed to his Crunklespot and said "Hee Hee OOGA BOOGA SHASTO KNEE!" and the name stuck for ever.
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