crunkle kick

a crunkle kick is were you super glue your ball sack to your penis and get on all fours like a dog and have a elderly Bulgarian prostitute wearing six inch stiletto high heels kick you right in your genitals 5 times wile she sings "i could have been full of joy if i was ever a mother" this sex move will cost you about 350.00$$

i would like a crunkle kick please

by daniel allan wood September 26, 2007

Crunkle

A mix of the two words crunch and crinkle

I did not put the chips away as you were on a work call and it would of made a crunkle sound

by Maggie_the_doggo August 11, 2020

lettuce crinkler

A fart so smelly that it instantly wilts lettuce

She ate so much guacamole today her farts are Lettuce crinklers.

by smelly nelly March 6, 2014

Crunklespot

The area that is known by most unknowledgeable humans as the "Knee". That modern (but incorrect) definition of the crunklespot is, in actual fact, what an idiotic human back in the Ice-Age called his crunklespot. But now you know! your "knee" isn't your "knee" any more! 'Tis your Crunklespot!

The cave man pointed to his Crunklespot and said "Hee Hee OOGA BOOGA SHASTO KNEE!" and the name stuck for ever.

by MeechamMooseMonger12 May 17, 2006

crunkfernackle

A variation of the word crunk. Implies even greater drunkeness.

>Dude, we got so crunk last night.
>>Dude, we got crunk-fernackle last night!

by geoff March 16, 2005

crunkle

A substance or tool used to smoke marijauana. Either a pipe, or a shoot.

Take a killa toke from that crunkle.

by Rob Barrett August 23, 2005

crunkered

Usage of the word "crunk." May be used as the past tense of the word crunk.

"Yo I got so crunkered last night."

by the general April 13, 2005