2 definitions by daniel allan wood
a crunkle kick is were you super glue your ball sack to your penis and get on all fours like a dog and have a elderly Bulgarian prostitute wearing six inch stiletto high heels kick you right in your genitals 5 times wile she sings "i could have been full of joy if i was ever a mother" this sex move will cost you about 350.00$$
by daniel allan wood September 13, 2007
masturbating until you are about to ejaculate and then calling your mom in to the room right as you are about to finish
by daniel allan wood September 13, 2007