crosting

The white, dry crusty residue of semen and vaginal secretions that dry in your underwear (or the sheets) and crunchy "frosting" like look about them.

I swear i slept on top of crosting at Becca's house.

by Captain Panty September 5, 2009

Crouton o' Christ

The wafer or cracker used in the Christian communion.

We had Crouton o' Christ and grape juice today in church

by Teemer November 15, 2004

Croton-Harmon

When you grow out your pubes as far as you can and then make one single braid. Put said braid over top of penis shave all excess pubes off excluding braid.

When having sex from behind, your braid tickles her asshole, making her extremely aroused, all the while screaming Croton-Harmon.

Damn, it got her real excited when I gave her my Croton-Harmon.

by DDDonkey January 2, 2011

Croton-on-Hudson, NY

A small, tightly-knit community in Northwest Westchester County, NY, population 7,606 (2000). The village was formerly an idealistic communist stronghold, but has since devolved into a hamlet of bourgeois consumers, driven by false needs. The families are quite diverse with about 10% being gainfully employed intellectuals, artists, architects, and musicians, 10% bankers and attorneys, 25% NYC cops, firefighters, and MTA workers, 35% unemployed, middle-aged writers, software geeks, and rich lesbians who lie to themselves about "working at home" or being "self-employed." About 20% are retired, just plain lazy, or various Latino minority working in the landscaping business. The architecture is somewhere between late 19th-century Northeast farmhouse and 1950s Trailerpark, with the occasional horrible attempt at uniformity (e.g., the working-class dwellings on Beekman and the pretentious McMansions on Ackerman). The hodgepodge of styles is a visual abomination and only the much-expected catastrophe at the nearby Indian Point Nuclear Power Plant will unify the eclectic assortment. The village's main industry is parking, given the 2200-space lot at the MTA train station. The second largest industry is aluminum siding. The children of the village are all taught to love one another and sign meaningless pieces of paper pledging to "be nice" or to "not do drugs." However, they begin to smoke marijuana and drink Bud Light in the 8th grade. They love to hang out at Power Lines and generally waste their precious time. Sports are big in the area, with all manner of athletic diversion taking the place of academic achievement. Many youth pretend to be thugs, though they have no real knowledge of African-American culture other than what they glean from MTV Cribs and Chapelle's Show. No one in the village really gives much of a fuck about anything, which, according to most analysts, make it a dope place to live.

The reason I moved to Croton is because my husband can commute 45 minutes into the City, I can stay at home volunteering at the food bank, and we don't have to mow our lawn.

by Sean O'Hallorhan May 29, 2005

crouton wink

the unfortunate & unpredictable outcome of tossing a salad that leaves the tosser with crumbs in their eyelashes.

We all loved the song "Brown Eyed Girl" until we found out it was a song about the crouton wink.

by Bob Boston May 21, 2003

hollow crouton

a term of offense, often used in jokingly making fun of somebody or something.

person 1: what’s up?
person 2: the sky lol you noob
person 3: no, it’s the ceiling you hollow crouton

by yeehaw bandit January 3, 2019

Soggy croutons

The term for when your testicles are shriveled up and get moist.

"I dipped my balls in thousand island dressing after busting a nut and now I got them soggy croutons."

by anonymous September 11, 2021