Crimperlating

A way to greet a person and as them how their day is going.

Hey Greg, What's crimperlating?

by Amen Break1 June 27, 2022

Bloody jollywhap bumberknuckle codswallop bloopyblam crispers

What British people call potato chips.

Person 1: Oi, mate! Did you know that Americans call bloody jollywhap bumberknuckle codswallop bloopyblam crispers "potato chips"?!

Person 2: Really? No way!

by Acoolboy February 27, 2022

Turd crimper

The posterior of a human being or animal, also anus.

"Bob, for god's sake put away your turd crimper. You're wearing a belt, USE IT!"

by heviarti March 22, 2009

Scarlet Crimpernel

The mysterious and undetected figure responsible for fouling public toilets (including those in the work place) in a most heinous manner. To Crimp in the modern vernacular being the verb to open one's bowels. In these cases the faeces usually manifests itself on the rear side of the toilet seat. Using complex trigonometry and huge amounts of conjecture, scientists have hypothesised that a human sub-species possessing an Anus in the lower back is responsible.

Jenkins: By jings Frobisher! Some poor fellow has made a deeply unsuccessful attempt at dropping night soil in this Privy.

Frobisher: Jenkins you bloody fool! Can't you see? This is obviously the work of the Scarlet Crimpernel. Call the Gendarmes!

by BrianTrousers February 16, 2009

Cripper

A stripper with one or more various handicaps.

The cripper looked fine to have just one leg.

by Demigod C April 8, 2011

Crisfer

An astounding person.
One with great aspirations
and success in their future.
A W E S O M E friend ,
Romantic as hell... ,
so not typical.
A damn cutie too!
Synonym for perfect :)

-"Hey girl,did you hear about the new student?"
-" Yeah.He looks like a crisfer. **sigh"

by dr.phil13 October 24, 2009

Crispering

When two or more people are crying and whispering together

We wondered what the three girls in the corner were crispering about.

by Snoogurt September 14, 2016