An amalgamation of the slang terms "Ruco" (Old/Senior) and "Chavo" (Lad/Kid).
Chavoruco is a colloquial term used in Mexico to describe a middle aged person who tries to act much younger than they really are.
Male Chavorucos can be seen trying to buy drinks for girls at the club and sporting either a man bun or a pompadour hair cut even though both have been out of style since 2013. They still get their clothes at Urban Outfitters because it makes them feel trendy and think Imagine Dragons is a cool band. They're also totally not like, 38 or anything lol why? Did someone say something?
Their female counterparts are often spotted in Vegas...drunk and wearing one of those tacky bridal shower trucker hats. They still fake tan and have a belly ring because they're stuck in 2001. They chase after boys who are way out of their league and then complain about always being the bridesmaid and never the bride. They love adding tons of cringey hashtags to their Instagram selfies and hide behind Snapchat filters.
Chavoruco is a colloquial term used in Mexico to describe a middle aged person who tries to act much younger than they really are.
Male Chavorucos can be seen trying to buy drinks for girls at the club and sporting either a man bun or a pompadour hair cut even though both have been out of style since 2013. They still get their clothes at Urban Outfitters because it makes them feel trendy and think Imagine Dragons is a cool band. They're also totally not like, 38 or anything lol why? Did someone say something?
Their female counterparts are often spotted in Vegas...drunk and wearing one of those tacky bridal shower trucker hats. They still fake tan and have a belly ring because they're stuck in 2001. They chase after boys who are way out of their league and then complain about always being the bridesmaid and never the bride. They love adding tons of cringey hashtags to their Instagram selfies and hide behind Snapchat filters.
"Dude, who are those four guys by the bar? I think it's Imagine Dragons"
"No, those are just some aging hipsters trying to hit on girls. Ew, total chavorucos."
"No, those are just some aging hipsters trying to hit on girls. Ew, total chavorucos."
by chloemx January 25, 2019
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"...hey Sonny, did you whack that guy? Yeah Tony, he was a real freakin' Cavonne! Did you see the way he was scarfing down that pasta...?! Friggin' pig!"
by Sonny G. October 23, 2008
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by la reina gringa March 17, 2010
Get the chavo mug.The genetically modified fruit of a Cranberry and a Lemon, if there was one. It is a beautiful shade of soft orange and the perfect mix of sweet and tangy. Its flavour brings pleasant thoughts to the person enjoying a Cramon, such as sunshine, Christmas, and cranberry lemon scones. Although this fruit does not yet exist, its birth is inevitable as the combination of cranberry with lemon is perfect for drinks, desserts, and even main entrees.
A: I would love to make some cranberry lemon squares but am out of lemons!
B: I have the perfect solution, a Cramon! Now we can use those cranberries for garnish!
A: A Cramon! How brilliant!
B: I have the perfect solution, a Cramon! Now we can use those cranberries for garnish!
A: A Cramon! How brilliant!
by dessert_tree454 February 4, 2010
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by Jew Yoghurt Slinger March 28, 2015
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Pat: yo I’ve seen cranos today in school
Jack: face explodes into a million pieces and carcass disappears
Jack: face explodes into a million pieces and carcass disappears
by REeee kid December 20, 2019
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