Crapple

An apple that looks like it should be nice and tasty but is really disappointing.

"Dammit! It's a crapple."

by The Scrabble Kings June 27, 2007

crApple

The worlds worst drink on Earth. Usually refers to Snapple,or some other crappy tasting juice drink that waters itself down and then charges more money.

This apple Snapple crapple tastes like apple water shit. I knew apple juice, I worked with apple juice, and you Snapple sir are no apple juice!

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

Crapple

When you shit out an apple

Bill: Hey Steve, I just took a crapple.

Steve: I'm gay!!!!!

Bill: I have a raging boner with ur name on it

by salty bolls July 23, 2011

Crapple

looking like shit and semi-retarded at the same time.

Hey you sure are looking crapple today.

by Papa Sack September 22, 2010

crapples

1. Apples that are crappy (i.e., wormy, mealy or otherwise not good). 2. contraction crab + apples. 3. Apples that are wrapped with commercial caramel sheets and microwaved. (These are good and not like definition #1).

1. I sure hope I didn't buy crapples to make caramel apples at that orchard.

by lkthomps November 11, 2007

Crapple

Any apple that is/tastes rotten, disgusting or like crap or doo-doo.

Person #1: Yuck, this apple is/tastes rotten!

Person #2: Ha Ha! You've got a crapple!

by Adam Flores December 29, 2006

Crapple

A dookie so large that it feels like your pushing an apple through your butt.

Good God! I was up on the toilet all night trying to push this massive crapple!

by Gym Shorts January 25, 2011