by kahhhhhhhhn May 27, 2010
Get the crapetizer mug.A crapenis is a crappy penis, as described by another person after starting to hook up. This can mean it is too small, to skinny, too stinky, etc for the person to want to continue hooking up. It usually means the end of the hookup, unless the person hooking up with the crapenis in intoxicated or just really needs some D.
Girl, I went home with that cute guy last night but it turned out he had a crapenis. It was so small I could barely find it! I used my dog as an excuse to get outta there!!!
by ShizzleMyWhizzle August 18, 2019
Get the crapenis mug.An anagram created from the word carpet refering mostly to tufted broadloom that is installed wall-to-wall. Contrived by the installation trade to describe the many inherent and various problems (eg shading, crush, wrinkling, delamination, etc.) associated with the final product due to mass production at the mill level of what basically turns out to be very expensive crap.
by wayne bryce May 29, 2008
Get the crapet mug.1.when someone sends you an utterly pointless snap chat image.
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by Dutchcoolpepper September 9, 2013
Get the CrapChat mug.Oh craphammers! I pissed myself again!
by Mickey Bitsko September 26, 2007
Get the craphammers mug.Johnny kept acting like a craper; the watermellon rhine off Jimmy's ear was the final straw. Jimmy administered an ass beating.
by Kurt 8 Keiner January 29, 2009
Get the craper mug.different objects in your inventory related to crap in a direct way - they may be crap products, crap derivatives, plastered all over or just partly with crap, or just smelling like crap.
by steelord March 28, 2007
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