Nebraskan Corncob

When you eat so much corn, your shit looks like a ripe cob of corn. Also explains why the Nebraska Cornhuskers are so bad

I just shat a Nebraskan Corncob.

by Yung Chobani March 9, 2016

two corncob outhouse

An extra fancy outhouse found in rural and backwoods areas that have two buckets of corncobs to wipe your ass with. One uses a red corncob on the initial wipe.Then one uses a white corncob to see if they need another red corncob.

There was a two corncob outhouse at the Boy Scout camp.

by wolfbait51 April 25, 2011

Carbon Footprint Corncob

The corncob lodge up the ass of the Anthropogenic climate change fanatics.

"You know every time you drive your SUV Gaia dies a little more."
" You need to pull that Carbon Footprint Corncob out of your ass. Why don't you take a cruise and relax?"
"Do you know how much carbon a cruise ship puts into our sky's?"
" I rest my case."

by Emperor Zoltan the great December 16, 2008

Corncob TV

Home of the smash hit show Coffin Flop!

It’s not just hours and hours of footage of naked dead bodies falling out of coffins!! It’s a show!

Spectrum wants to drop Corncob TV!!

It’s impossible that one out of every five of them are nude!
I didn’t rig shit!

by Member Berry December 17, 2024

Greasy corncob

While a girl is giving oral sex, the guy takes his penis and gives the girl a wet Willy with his dick

“Yeah she was sucking me hard and then I pulled my dick out of her mouth and gave her a greasy corncob”

by Metanarchy267 September 30, 2020

corncob

We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.
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We will reject booty, and no more corncob days.

by Legendarygal007 September 14, 2019

Corncob

A fat tiny little man who has a dick the size of a corncob, he has an extremely long neck and likes little girls

“Corncob is looking extra horny today”

by Palantic October 30, 2020