Cooktard

Someone with cooking skills less than average.

Wow she totally ruined the pancakes, that cooktard.

by LolYouFellForThat January 4, 2011

The chort

See The Cheat

by Neosim February 18, 2003

coontail

a long, strange piece of hair on a girl's head that is dyed in a horizontal stripe pattern, usually in a combination of unnatural colors like white, pink, orange, blue, etc. good for scene girls who take themselves way too seriously.

holy mother, look at that coontail. i always wonder how exactly they dye it that way.

by ellular May 8, 2007

coont

Coont is another way to say/another way to spell "Cunt"

IDubbbzTV uses this word often in his gay retard accent (it's kinda like a Italian accent)

joji: "you know, sometimes bowser isn't such a bad guy!"
ian(idubbbz): "nO BOWSER iS a cOONt"

by fvck animecon i have no money July 10, 2016

coontang

Sweet Chocolate pie... of the furry variety

1) My friend had some tasty coontang after dinner in NOLA

2) MA! Kenny had some coontang. Can I have some?

by Pie Lover October 3, 2003

the chortle

The chortle is dipping one's balls into a glass of bubbly while she blows bubbles through a straw and jerks you off

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

Cooktd

When a rap artist lays down so hardcore, insane, out their mind, badass, loco, verses that blows up the lab!

" Those lyrice you just spit are cooktd!"

by 55555TammaraElizabeth55555 April 7, 2017