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coontaka

a females nasty snatch, female privatesVAGINA an unclean, sanitation smelling , undouched snatch
Hey Homes, don't ever set me up with that bitch again, she got a coontaka out of this world!!

Regina, I know you was with my little shorty on the block, you need to wash your coontaka before I hit it.
by anoni mus March 18, 2005
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coontastic

1. A person, place, or action that from a distance don't look urban related, or at the most seem slightly urban affiliated but close up are more ghetto than a malt liquor store. Not to be confused with wiggers, posers, or any other word for people who are obviously not from a lower class upbringing. i.e. The caucasian you know who says nigga freely with no consequence or hesitation because he comes from a black family or has his stripes and straight up doesn't give a fuck like most hood niggas.

2. Also used in a dergatory sense to people who used to be at least somewhat ghetto but have come up in the world. Yet they still try their hardest to maintain they are still "Hood" for absolutley no reason at all.
1. Bobby: "Whats good my niggs...I'm about to cop a dutch and steal the cable from dude downstairs...you down my nigga?"
Tyreke: "Yeah i got you man....damn Bobby...if we didn't grow up in the same hood id swear you were black or something over the phone..your so coontastic."

Bobby: "Real talk nigga...I'm black by popular demand...you smell me? I just doos what i does. Some people think i'm puerto rican or something"

2. Leroy: "Nigga i'm G'd Up from the Feet Up. I'm straight hood all day everyday."
Riley: "We've lived in the hills for over 8 years and we went to catholic school. You speak better than the teachers in our old neighborhood. Stop being Coontastic. Your not impressing anyone."
by Kamau A. November 25, 2007
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coontastic

When you look out on your porch and see 4 or more raccoons eating your pet food.
Honey come look, it's coontastic.
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coontastic

Something great in a non-caucasian way. (Corruption of fantastic).
"The Asian Dub Foundation are Coontastic" - MC BNP.
by Ian Chode May 23, 2003
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coontakintae

"Coontakntae,coontakintae, kill 'em all!"
by Mat Fortney February 18, 2008
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Coontact

This phrase is completely unfounded and I feel sorry for any individual that feels the need to degrade people based on their race. If anything, you racist bastards should be bound and tied. I can't believe that as far as this country has come, we still have individuals as ignorant as the one that posted this definition. So please, return home to your trailer park and engage in more krakatact. You worthless piece of dog shit.
Example: This definition of coontact sux.
by Rich Nigga October 23, 2006
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Coontail

A word used to describe the expansion of the moistened hair in the pubic region of the female, sending it over the vaginal opening and horshoeing around to the rectal region. This most often interferes in the process of a man giving a woman a rimjob. This term is derived from the Ethiopian words "coon," which roughly translates into pubarrhea, which then tranlates into pubes, and "tail," which tranlates into a hairy object thrusting from the body.
I was just about to give a random drunk female a rimjob when I noticed her very moist and long coontail jutting out from the anus into my face.
by Jermbo August 23, 2004
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