Congestant

The act of cumming up your partners nose. Compliments the "Anti-Murine."

Al pulled out and, at his wife Lola's request, busted a large nut up her nose; the congestant took enhanced her cold stuffiness symptoms pronto.

by Luigi Vacoti December 9, 2007

context

what more tiktokers need before making a video that would make zero sense if you saw it on your for you page.

person one: * posts tiktok with no context *
person two: what?

by About2ragequit November 10, 2020

congestion charge

Road toll scheme in Central London, implemented by 'Red Ken' Livingstone. Drivers entering the central zone must pay £8 per day (up from £5 at its introduction in 2003) or risk a heavy fine and/or impound of their vehicle.
The charge operates on weekdays from 7:00AM to 6:30PM. Electric vehicles and buses are exempt (along with other exemptions).
The system is enforced by ANPR (Automatic Number Plate Recognition) CCTV cameras on all roads entering the zone. Motorists pay by giving their car number plate details at the counter of an appropriate petrol station or shop.
The zone is due to be extended soon, doubling its size.
Needless the say, the scheme is unpopular with motorists, although London has relatively low rates of car ownership in relation to the rest of the UK, or the US.
Plans for similar schemes in other UK cities are currently on hold.
High-profile opponents to the scheme include Madonna and the Evening Standard newspaper.

I'm just going to the shop to pay the congestion charge

by oracle April 12, 2006

Anal Congestion

A scenario involving a particular female who is multi fucked by several males in the anus, to the point in which all parties (generally 4-38 participants) do not have enough anal friction in order to obtain an orgasm.

John: "Hey Mike, how'd you like that gorgeous brunette the other night?"

Mike: "Honestly wasn't that good, there was too much anal congestion nobody could do anything"

John: "Ah, of course. That does happen sometimes."

by Raphael Dequenta February 6, 2012

Context drunk

The ability to get intoxicated without having to consume any alcohol, usually occurs mostly in party environment when surrounded by drunken peers.

Im driving to the party tonight so I'll have to rely on getting context drunk instead

by Djdjcjcjcjcjckjvjv March 12, 2015

Connexted

When you meet someone and they happen to know your ex.

Jane: I met this guy at the party but he's connexted to Brad.
Kendall: Oh, looks like a dead end.

by eoneill1324 May 30, 2016

Context queen

When a person gets mad at another person for not giving enough context to something that’s widely understood by most people.

Joey and John are always asking for more information from me for no reason, they are such context queens!

by LogicalB December 15, 2021