Commodetosis

When your legs fall asleep from being on the toilet too long.

As I sat up from the toilet I fell to the floor and realized I had a bad case of commodetosis.

by ZeeZube May 18, 2019

Commode choker

a fat lady, a bit beyond being chubby.

did you see that commode choker jake's with tonight?

she wasn't thick she was a commode choker

by DJ JAKE da snake October 16, 2008

commode code

Also an EMS slang term for heart problems caused by straining on the commode.

When the vagus nerve which is attached to the brain stem and stomach is squeezed hard enough by straining to potty, it may send a person into cardiac distress with a much slowed heart rate, sweating, nausia and vomiting. This happens mostly with the elderly, thus the reason it is refered to as "commode code".

by Jennings Ford April 19, 2006

commoner

One of the common people, not a member of the high class ppl....noble peepz.

he called me a commoner cos i didnt have all the fancy stuff he had,,,,fancy watches....fancy cars.....fancy girls....fancy etc.

by Free! December 6, 2003

commode code

an EMS term for when one is found dead sitting on the commode.

We responded to a heart attack yesterday, but upon arrival we called the coroner for a commode code.

by OceanSpawned August 21, 2005

Armenian Combover

When an Armenian combs his back hair over a body part to replicate a hair style or facial hair style.

Dude, Vaz totally did an Armenian Combover for Movember...

by Panera Lover November 1, 2011

Commode choker

a fat lady, a bit beyond being chubby.

did you see that commode choker jake's with tonight?

she wasn't thick she was a commode choker

by DJ JAKE da snake October 17, 2008