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fucked outta commission

when something is broken so bad it cant be fixed
bobby " i done drove earls tractor into the ditch and blowed er up"
Ricky "well it's fucked outta commission now you unintuitive fucknut"
by diggymac March 1, 2018
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out of commission

When a person is unavailable, often because they are too busy, injured, or taken. Can also refer to objects that are broken and not yet fixed.
Harry won't be able to make my party; he says he's out of commission for the next couple of months due to work.

Dang it, I caught an STI. I guess I'm out of commission until I finish my course of antibiotics.

Ned's car is out of commission until he saves up enough money to fix it.
by floopedia December 19, 2022
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put out of commission

When you have sex with Dean Lonergan and his surprisingly large penis
Person A "Ah man, I was put out of commission"
Person b "oh, you had sex with Dean Lonergan as well?
by FishFucker_69 March 12, 2023
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Commission

A transaction involving the exchange of money from the commissioner to an artist in exchange for custom pornographic artworks. Typically refers to anime and furry art.
Damn. Did you see that guy's commission? I was all like FAPFAPFAP!

I couldn't find any art of Goku sexing up Gotenks so I believe I'll commission somebody for one.
by DerpWolf September 28, 2010
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Hamilton Harbour Commission

A slick, loving move, named after the town of my birth in Southern Ontario.
The Hamilton Harbour Commission occurs best while 69ing some slut. The man is on top and he bears down and fires a messy splatter of shit all over her face. Optionally, he leans back and sits on her nose and mouth for a couple of seconds to prove the point.
After I got tired of giving that bitch head, I welcomed her to the Hamilton Harbour Commission. When I held my ass and sac down on her mouth, she freaked. Then she threw up.
She had to have a shower, so we were almost late for Midnight Mass.
by Dr. Bob Turcott November 24, 2006
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The Commission

The Commission is an organization of 11 teams in GLB that have to come together across different levels to form one of the most cohesive systems of player development. It is run equally by the 7 board members whose main goals are to win gold at every level, to have a system of elite talented players who will get to play at least 3 to 4 seasons in Pro and possibly WL, and to have a place where your players can be used the right way. We have invited you to join us because you are an elite agent, and you understand why this is such a good idea. There is no sacrifice, every team we run will be going for gold each season.
The Commission - Mourning Woodys, Victoria Teabaggers, Victoria Stingrays, Warhawks, JHawks, GLB Allstars, Trigger Happy Psycho Bunnies, Eccentric Bombing Psycho Bunnies, New Jersey Red Devils, Shock Collar Gladiators
by KingofNY January 22, 2010
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cumission

When one does a job, work or chores and is paid or owed in sexual enuendos and favors.
He did all her college essays for light cumission
by hAirUpThere September 19, 2017
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