Cockulator

To strap or tape a calculator to your penis to conceal during school finals.

“Hey man, im suprised to got a good score. How?”

“My magical cockulator.”

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cockular

someone who is well known for getting the cock (the male genitalia).

skylark is very cockular!

cockular by cockular May 14, 2016

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1) Ho: Girl, I'm getting me a BIG bar of cockolate tonight!
Ho's friend: Everyone loves Cockolate

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Poo-ey cum stains. i.e. a result of cumming in someone's bum.

Conor fucked billy's mum in the ass aaaaalll night..... there was cocklate everywhere.

cocklate by Funky_Conor August 29, 2006

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A common name for a brown/indian penis

Dude, I got this girl to suck on my cockolate last night!

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The Calculations of ones Penis

"What is your Cockulation"the girl asked the boy

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A mathematical device that determines the cuckness of a male feminist

Oh my cuckulator went off there's a male feminist somewhere . His level of cuckness is over 9,000

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