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Cocksident

Something your penis made you do, or something you did with your penis that you regret.
I didn't mean to have sex with your best friend, that was a cocksident.

Or, for a kid,

Sorry mom, I didn't mean to pee all over the bathroom floor. It was a cocksident.
by Bigyahu July 28, 2010
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cockaide

1. A fancy looks hoop that fits snugly around a western hat.
2. A removable piece off a western hat that a young women
wears on her thigh.
3. The only piece of clothing a bitch wears when fucking a
cowboy.
A young feller walks into a bar and the barkeep asks, "Where's your cockaide on that there hat partner."
The feller replys, "Was drunk last sundown, forgot er' on the lady's thigh." Barkeep pours a shot to bye gone's being bye gone's. Feller drinks to his lost cockaide.
by Hay U there July 22, 2007
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cockminded

A term to describe someone so fucking retarded that they literally have a bellend for a brain.
Yo man, that guy is so fucking cockminded. He just walked into a wall.
by IKilledYourMotherThrice August 22, 2011
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cockwiddler

when someone bites your cock and they leave imprints on your dick you get a cockwiddler
dude last night i was sitting next to a cockwiddler and now my cock hurts
by jackofficer420696 October 24, 2020
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Cockshed

A wonderful person, they're a little dumb sometimes but they're a cockshed none the least!
Person 1: heart emoji
Person 2: I'm sorry cockshed
Person 1: nonono
Person 2: I should be sorry
Person 1: I appreciate your kind words I will take cockshed in pride
by Ebueush March 12, 2022
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Cockiedoodiepishie

1. noun: (usually followed by "time"): A time in one's life/day where logic and rational thinking are replaced by crazy behavior.
2. verb: The act having been crazy, usually out of character.
Noun: Don't worry about Yehuda's behavior, it's his cockiedoodiepishie time.

Verb: Yehuda is going to cockiedoodiepishie himself right out of school.
by Just a regular Yid July 10, 2022
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Self Cockfidence

When a male is comfortable with removing his clothes, or not wearing underwear (free balling) because he has a big penis, and knows it.
Dude, did you hear Tyler suprise stripped for that foreign girls birthday party?" "Damn, Tyler has serious self cockfidence.
by CockyandIknowit April 14, 2011
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