Cockfleeced

A circumcised male who didn’t agree to the procedure and feels cheated as a result

Male1: You can’t beat the feeling as your foreskin rubs over your bellend when you’re knocking one out!
Male 2: I wouldn’t know, I was Cockfleeced as a baby…… I fucking hate my parents!

by Blinkybrooks January 19, 2022

CockFlapping

While after jizzing on a girls face you slap your penis around her cheeks

I GAVE HER A NASTY COCKFLAPPING

by BigD716 February 19, 2009

Cockalyzer

A car whose primary function is to measure of the size of a man's penis

"Hey bitch, getcha ass in here, we be rollin' in my Bentley, bitch!"
"Off the cliff cockalyzer faggot!"

by Höegardener October 21, 2010

cockly

1. adj. pertaining to or resembling a cock.
2. adv. executed in a manner similar to that of a cock.

1. "I hate that cockly bastard."
2. "The bastard walked cockly down the corridor."

by Quincy May 6, 2003

Cockflopper

female or instance that immediately makes your manhood floppy.

Fat people having sex, road kill, your mom knocking on your door when you're getting a BJ.

Those two slamhogs making out in public is a real Cockflopper.

by Jay Ownz September 28, 2010

cockflocker

to have sex with four places on her body 1. the pooter 2. the mouth 3. the pussy 4. the hole in her neck

i cant believe you gave a her a cockflocker

by neck buster April 11, 2011

Cockflake

An insult that no one can beat

Your friend: Poop face
You: slime-donged cockflake !
Your friend: I can't beat that ...
You: IN YOUR FACE!

by Awesome McAwesom Pants August 19, 2011