Cockamuss Prime

The Original Leader of the Transformers who was incredibly unique as he was the first Robot to transform into a giant penis.

He was banished by the Evil decepticunts, however it is rumored Cristian is the new encarnation of the ancient cockamuss prime, reincarnated to save us all.

Cristian you sure look like the old cockamuss prime(copyright)

by MojoJojo76 January 5, 2010

Cockmunch

a really annoying person. tends to mooch off his friends, has a crackwhore girlfriend, and tends to say,"That's cool.", "Cool Story, Bro.","xD" after everything. They also think they're hilarious and that they are top shit.

Ryan is such a cockmunch!

by bitchassniggahoe September 11, 2011

Cockmuncher

Literally, it simply refers to any living organism that munches cock in any form. Since introduced by teenagers in the late 2010s, it can have a wide variety of meanings, virtually anything you desire while considering the level of offense you wish it to have. It can also be used as a conversation initiator. asshole dickfuck tittyfuck my ass Good day hello Superb My dick hurts

(Silence) Person 1:Cockmuncher? Person 2:Cockmuncher!!

1: Have you seen my dildos? 2. Shut up you fucking cockmuncher.

by aidsface45 June 24, 2012

cockmuncher

Someone being a very large idiot. An expression of extreme discontent towards another person.

see lloydtron

Shut up, you cockmaster

by klaw April 8, 2004

Fucking Cockmuncher

Generally a phrase used to express severe dislike of a certain event or phenomenon.

Kid 1: We have a chemistry test today.
Kid 2: Fucking cockmuncher, man.

by jewsruletheworld January 19, 2009

Cockmuncher

One who obsesses over things almost anally. Will defend the wrong side in an argument, have confused morals and the logic of a five year old.

Cockmuncher: Hitler is and will always be my hero.
Man: STFU cockmuncher.

by One Two Three January 10, 2008

cockmurder

Beating someone to death with a huge cock. Usually done with a few slaps to the face.

If that bitch doesnt pay up, ima cockmurder her!

by TheNiggadamus January 26, 2005