Guy: Hey girl, want to touch my cock?
Girl: What?!
Guy: A ROOSTER A FRICKING MALE CHICKEN GOD DAMN IT I LIVE ON A FARM HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED
Girl: What?!
Guy: A ROOSTER A FRICKING MALE CHICKEN GOD DAMN IT I LIVE ON A FARM HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED
by Urban Failure May 28, 2016
Get the cockmug. 1. Penis
2. Used for pleasure
3. Big giant thing between my legs
4. What girls (and some guys) suck
5. Rooster
2. Used for pleasure
3. Big giant thing between my legs
4. What girls (and some guys) suck
5. Rooster
by Suckmy8incherpleasuregiver March 12, 2008
Get the cockmug. by Angel STP August 30, 2008
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Get the cockmug. 
