Definitions by thedackster

Cock

Used by someone older than you to refer to yourself. Considered by some to be patronizing. Usually used in Lancashire, England.

Elderly Woman: "You alright, cock?"
Youth: "Yeah, I'm alright thanks."

Cock by thedackster October 18, 2017

Merch

Used to describe someones hair when they have bleached it. This is because bleach makes your hair stink.

Lad #1: "Did you hear about that lad, apparently he's got a stinky barnet?"
Lad #2: "Yeah, he does."

Merch