coach luke 

THE unstoppable force of nature. Can beat THANOS in seconds and with the snap of his fingers, all JUUls disappear.
Can conjure a black hole with his voice, he can will interdimentional travel into existence without any effort.

He’ll also hit you with some mean fines!

Coach Luke is the most powerful being in all of the space time continuum.

coach luke by TheCoachLuke September 29, 2018

coach eggert 

someone who annoys people by constantly leaving negative comments on one's facebook photos and statuses

coach eggert: hahaha u look gay
person: fu coach eggert it was in 6th grade and i was forced too

coach eggert by sean the indian November 28, 2012

Coach Bombay 

To pack a bong or bowl of marijuana.

Yo ill Coach Bombay if you beat it out.

Coach Bombay by Cal Ripskin October 20, 2020

coach gibbe 

the name of the greatest pe teacher in the world. he is very muscular, and all of his students strive to be exactly like him. he is a beast in the weight room with an unknown bench press. but experts say it could be anywhere from 5000 to 7500 pounds

Yesterday, i saw coach gibbe benching 4500 pounds, while still using his shake weight.

coach gibbe by gibbster456 December 7, 2010

coach daddy 

Always there for you, Coach Daddy is the answer to all of your questions. He always gives, never receives.

Help me, Coach Daddy!

I'll take some more meat please, Coach Daddy.

coach daddy by Coach daddy's son May 29, 2017

Coach Cuevas 

A coach who terrorizes middle schoolers and tells his life stories about eating a Twinkie and waiting for his dad to pick him up for a wwe match but never shows up.

Coach Cuevas made me do reminders.

Coach Cuevas by Cuevas 2 March 21, 2020

coach sealy 

a really fast black dude who always wears a bluetooth and is straight off the streets of ethiopia.

can run over 9000 miles in under 6 minutes and always wears hip glasses like a boss. also does not prefer shirts or anything that has calories. Has hundreds of "sons".Even the girls are sons.

"YOU GUYS SUCK! STOP SCREWIN' AROUN'"!
-Coach Sealy

coach sealy by Rinus Ree November 3, 2011