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clipboardphobia 

It's when you have something in your computer clipboard, and your fearful about overwriting your clipboard with something else.
ClipboardPhobia sets in whenever I do computer programming.
clipboardphobia by CF_Pro May 3, 2011
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Clipboard Monkey 

Person who holds a clipboard outside nightclubs with a list of names who are on the guestlist.
That Clipboard Monkey reckons she's of some sort of importance because she stands outside a nightclub all night with a list of names.
Clipboard Monkey by chopra28 December 27, 2013

clitboard 

When a girl is so bored (and/or horny) that she offers sex just as something to do.
Jess was a little clitboard after Zach dumped her
clitboard by Pbandgay March 10, 2019

mr.clipboard 

a very short coach, who is only taken seriously because of his clipboard.
mr.clipboard by Alisdog March 2, 2019

Department of Clipboards 

An alternative collective noun for a shuffle of bureaucrats, specifically those with some sort of auditing task. Inspired by their flocking behaviour and use of clipboards as a work tool. Derogatory.
"Better sort out those paperclips, Bob; the Department of Clipboards is just getting out of the lift."

Hold my clipboard 

Professional version of hold my beer. Words to say to a friend before willingly initiating a situation that holds the potential to end very well or very poorly.
I have a solution to this, but it's pretty ballsy and it kind of takes a crap on the current solution my boss put in place.

I'm going to do it. Ed, hold my clipboard.
Hold my clipboard by J *Star November 27, 2017