Claptonism

Bowing and praising the one and only God Clapton. All Claptonists(people who bow to Clapton) must know most of the songs that mede Clapton famous such as Cocaine, Layla, Crossroads and so on. Claptonist must also praise the perfect god-like guitar known simply as the Fender Stratocaster and anything that is Fender. In the end Clapton will show us the right path when we have to choose in the "crossroad".

"Mom I am gonna go practice Claptonism with my friends because we heard clapton pay and we wanna be his slaves"

by Pope of the Claptonist Church March 14, 2009

clapton

After the legendary musician Eric Clapton. A stud that makes magic with his hands and mouth when with a woman. A true Clapton can make a snobby, stuck-up woman turn into warm butter in mere seconds.

I'm playing hardball tonight, competing against that Clapton over for that woman up at the bar.

by busterboner August 28, 2009

Clayton Wong 6B

The phrase "Clayton Wong 6B" was used to say "Big Black Monkey Boy" without looking racist and sounding offensive and proved to be effective and supposedly funny. Now, this means "Cool person", no more racism included!!! This change was made in order to stop people from witch-hunting and give this originally offensive word a new and better meaning. -ilikefortnite123

TLDR, Cool person/friend

He is such a Clayton Wong 6B, i want to be like him!!!

by Clayton Wong 6B April 20, 2023

claydolf

The act of a messageboard administrator imposing nazi-like rules on his messageboard. Made famous by Clay of www.squabble.org

OMG, did you see Steve Gibson go Claydolf on shacknews? What a wanker!

by w3rd October 29, 2003

Claymore Roomba

A defensive roomba with a claymore strapped to it.

Intruder alert? Alexa, release the claymore roomba.

by Rubbabandman January 24, 2022

Chayton

Sioux indian word for Falcon

The chayton soared over the valley.

by TexMom February 5, 2010

ClayCo

Clayton County, Located in Zone 3, is probably the most notorious county in Atlanta. It is a gang infested area with some of the most crime ridden suburbs, where 65.15% of the population is Black. ClayCo is home to the most dangerous city in the state of Georgia, known as College Park. The crime rate of Riverdale alone..is 2.07 times higher than the crime rate of Compton, CA. ClayCo also has a name in the music industry, due to the fact that it is the home of some well known music icons. Even though it has some really rough edges, Clayton County isn't all bad when you get use to its community. Clayton County also welcomes potential residents with some of the most affordable homes in the city of Atlanta.

Cities in Clayton County:

-Lovejoy (The overall crime rate in Lovejoy is 27% higher than the national average.)

-Jonesboro (The overall crime rate in Jonesboro is 85% higher than the national average.)

-Lake City (The overall crime rate in Lake City is 93% higher than the national average.)

-Forest Park (The overall crime rate in Forest Park is 134% higher than the national average.)

-Riverdale (The overall crime rate in Riverdale is 148% higher than the national average.)

-Morrow (The overall crime rate in Morrow is 233% higher than the national average.)

-College Park (The overall crime rate in College Park is 376% higher than the national average.)

Timothy: Yo, you tryna go to that Skate Zone in ClayCo?

Smith: Naah, I heard its worse then South Central down there.

by KingdomATL January 26, 2017