clacker

just the best word for a womans fanny!!!

"what a short skirt, i can nearly see her clacker!!"

by russell williams May 13, 2006

Anal Clacker

Anal Clacker - Is when your Girl friend grabs your testicles and squeezes as your explode in her anus like a Claymore.

Anal Clacker - A guy who is very anal about everything and sets people off around him like a trigger.

Anal Clacker - "I gave my Girlfriend the Anal Clacker last night, it left a massive mess.."

Anal Clacker - "That guy is a real Anal clacker causing trouble like that".

by Popularone666 November 23, 2010

Beef Clanker

a person so obese that their thighs clank (rub) together when walking..

What's that noise. It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a beef clanker walking out of McDonalds! The sound of their thighs clanking is hideous

by joey kelsey arie August 7, 2011

meaty clackers

Another words for a mans testicles

Drew: I don't think you can handle my meaty clackers

Haley: You'd be surprised what I can handle

by Scoeboy May 3, 2016

clackerbag

Scrotal sack, ball bag...

My clackerbag is well sore, feels like I'm wearing sandpaper gruds

by Medzedz June 2, 2005

clackerwhacker

A term for an inexperienced gay male 'top'.

I met this great guy last night and took him home. He told me he had never fucked another guy before. I told him not to worry. I bent down and spread my cheeks and he tried to stick his cock up my arse but his lack of experience showed, as it took him several attempts to get it in the hole. He was a clackerwhacker!

by Craig October 10, 2004

Clacker

a canal in a female mammal that leads from the uterus to the external orifice opening into the vestibule between the labia minora

Person 1 - 'I've got a really itchy Clacker'
Person 2 - 'Hun, you slept with that man whore last week, you’ve probably got an SDT.'

by thorpey65 October 25, 2010