Churchead 

Bible Bashing Simpleton

(Carfull of teens drivepast an old man heading towards a church, carrying a bible)

Teen - 'CHURCHEAD!!!!!!!!

(old man is hurt slightly inside)

Churchead by samgoody January 10, 2010

churchill gene 

A gene that enables a person to perform their best work whilst consuming amounts of alcohol that would kill people without the gene.

Named after British war-time prime minister, who defeated Hitler's Germany whilst intoxicated the majority of the time.

Jane: what exams results did you get?
Dave: straight A's cuzz.
Jane: how?! you drink vodka when you study and have a bottle of don before the exam?
Dave: must be the churchill gene.

churchill gene by churchill90909 June 5, 2011

winston churchill

the man! ceegar-chomping, country-beating, Hitler-dominating badass! the man who saved Britain from a future of camp haircuts and rotten food. and possible buggery. a very tough man who could stand up to anyone and scare them off.

the scene: a dinner party.
*Winston C farts loudly*
Aggrieved Gent: "How dare you pass wind in front of my wife!"
Winst: "I'm sorry, I didn't know it was her turn."

winston churchill by failure33object April 24, 2005

Churchill 

To get drunk before a major life event. Similar to pregaming but it's before events you wouldn't normally pregame

Dude I totally churchilled my nieces baptism the other day

Churchill by Bertingaround February 15, 2017

Ben Churchill 

To have a overly large forehead, often referred to as a BenCh. The forehead is also a key point of both knowledge and laughter. Looking at one directly for too long has been known to cause paralysis and at least temporary blindness from the glare. Often to protect oneself you take your hands and make circles, which you then place infront of your eyes to avoid any issues while looking.

Here comes a Ben Churchill, I can see his forehead from here!

Ben Churchill by foreheaded -B October 25, 2010

churchkey 

A beer can opener for old-style beer cans, before the invention of the tab.

Damn!You're going to need a churchkey to open these beers. They're friggin' ancient!

churchkey by Xavier_Onassis August 7, 2006

Winston Churchill

In my opinion, he was the greatest Prime Minister England ever had. He was responsible for the deaths at Gallipoli but he helped England through some its toughest times, I beleive he won World War IIfor england. He forged bonds which help today with many countries such as the USA. He also got a Nobel Peace Prize for literature and many other Prestigous Awards.

Winston Churchill was a kickass Prime Minister

Winston Churchill by uneven Martian September 22, 2005