christel

christel is a girl usually known as a person that is the best in bed! but is the cutest like a godess she is known to be then best girlfriend and if you find a christel she is very rare a christel tends to be heartfull and emotional and is usually ginger or blonde or a mix .a christel can be a bit misbehaved at a workplace or school and always rebellious and a christel usuallyhas the best blue eyes !

your so naughty just like a christel
last night was amazing not as good as christel though

i need a girl like a christel

by true-facts94 December 17, 2018

Christelle

A real pretty girl who knows how to annoy you but never fails to put a smile on your face. kissable, cuddly, cute. a cheerleader who loves pizzas.

"Do you know a Christelle?"

"Yeah! In fact, she's my girlfriend!"

by †‡Migz‡† November 24, 2009

Christening

1.The act of having had sex in a new location
2. To having smoked out of a brand new piece

1. Did you hear about that couple christening the new Dallas stadium on the bathroom floor?

2. Last night we were christening my brand new piece, when some pot fell on the carpet and burnt it.

by spaceywonder January 18, 2010

Christel

The name Christel means Christian. Christel is a girls name for very pretty girls, always wifey material and a very unique name with a unique personality and very good in bed.

Have you seen christel her personality is so unique.

by Jade Stickland January 2, 2020

Christchurch Grammar School

Christchurch Grammar School, also known as Ricechurch, is a school in Perth where as soon as you enter the front gates, you play a small game called "Spot the Australian". They also perform extremely well in swimming events with other schools due to most of the Christchurch population having to swim to get to Australia in the first place.

Hey, did you hear about the kid who set the new record in the swimming carnival? Must be a Christchurch Grammar School kid.

by lolgamers April 26, 2019

christhole

1. "Christian" + "asshole". Typically referring to a Christian who believes he/she is genetically, ethnically, morally and spiritually superior to all other races and religions. This person thinks in terms of moral absolutes, to the effect of "us good, them bad," and presumes anyone who looks, thinks, or acts different from him/herself to have been put on earth by Satan himself for the purpose of spreading degeneracy. He/she is unwilling to compromise any of his/her beliefs the slightest bit, but the first to criticize others for being hardheaded. He/she thinks everyone is going to Hell who doesn't hate non-Americans, liberals, gays and lesbians, poor people, planned parenthood, evolution, Jews, Muslims, etc. But he/she also thinks one can buy one's way into Heaven by donating generously to the Republican Party. In the face of overwhelming evidence against his/her beliefs, he/she will immediately run from the conversation, usually with an excuse to the effect that "I don't have to listen to you because God's on my side and I'm better than you."

2. The supposed orifice on such a person's body from which their self-righteous and ignorant bullshit is excreted.

"Pat Robertson is such a christhole."

"Hey man, I smell something. Did you forget to wipe your christhole?"

by Gerbil Warrior May 27, 2006

Christetzuken

Even more elusive than the Great Noodlemantaro, Christetzuken is a mysterious ninja and true ladies man.
So little is known of Christetzuken that no one is even sure if he really exists, although it is whispered amongst travellers that he once beat Noodlemantaro.

It is also whispered that Christetzuken possesses the ability to finish any opponent in one move, but how this is achieved is also a mystery.

Rumour has it you can lure Christetzuken out of hiding by using a beautiful young Asian lady as bait.

by Therindos July 16, 2008