4 definitions by Gerbil Warrior
by Gerbil Warrior April 29, 2005
1. "Christian" + "asshole". Typically referring to a Christian who believes he/she is genetically, ethnically, morally and spiritually superior to all other races and religions. This person thinks in terms of moral absolutes, to the effect of "us good, them bad," and presumes anyone who looks, thinks, or acts different from him/herself to have been put on earth by Satan himself for the purpose of spreading degeneracy. He/she is unwilling to compromise any of his/her beliefs the slightest bit, but the first to criticize others for being hardheaded. He/she thinks everyone is going to Hell who doesn't hate non-Americans, liberals, gays and lesbians, poor people, planned parenthood, evolution, Jews, Muslims, etc. But he/she also thinks one can buy one's way into Heaven by donating generously to the Republican Party. In the face of overwhelming evidence against his/her beliefs, he/she will immediately run from the conversation, usually with an excuse to the effect that "I don't have to listen to you because God's on my side and I'm better than you."
2. The supposed orifice on such a person's body from which their self-righteous and ignorant bullshit is excreted.
2. The supposed orifice on such a person's body from which their self-righteous and ignorant bullshit is excreted.
"Pat Robertson is such a christhole."
"Hey man, I smell something. Did you forget to wipe your christhole?"
"Hey man, I smell something. Did you forget to wipe your christhole?"
by Gerbil Warrior May 23, 2006
In the same context as Baby Boomers, the generation of young conservatives born between 1988 and 2001 whose parents influence has made them fanatically right-wing, loyal to the Republican Party and George W. Bush espeicially, and will believe anything he says. A derogatory term, implying baseless yet extreme political views and a herd mentality, as well as sympathy for extreme militarism and nationalism.
"Billy Bob is a total Bush Baby. He only likes Bush 'cause his dad told him to."
"I shudder in fear at the thought of the day all you Bush Babies become old enough to vote."
"I shudder in fear at the thought of the day all you Bush Babies become old enough to vote."
by Gerbil Warrior April 29, 2005
"My YouTube video has the square root of pi trillion hits. That makes me an Internet celebrity!"
"Shut up and give me my taco, you loser fuckbrick."
"Shut up and give me my taco, you loser fuckbrick."
by Gerbil Warrior April 17, 2008