chatspeak

Considered by many to be a disgrace to the English language yet by others, a convenient way of symplifying sentences. A method of shortening words devised by countless web- surfers. Chatspeak is a whole language in itself, and new terms are constantly being added to it. Often, symbols are used in chatspeak. (!@#$%^&*... etc.) Is proven to degrade a person's English use and be a complete waste of time.

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SYNONYMS: MSN-speak/ AIM-speak/ Chatroom- abbreviations
ANTONYMS: Correct English Grammar
RELATED WORDS: look at synonyms
COMMON MISPELLINGS: Chtspk

CHATSPEAK-USER: Yo Yo Yo Lyk, O/\/\G the 0T|-|3R d@y I woz lyk pwning these /\/00Bs. LMFAO. I s3d u suX & u shud go 2 h3LL & di. ROFL.

NORMAL-PERSON: What are you saying? Repeat that in English please.

CHATSPEAK-USER: O/\/\G th@t IS N-glISH. R U, lyk fR3/\/(H dOOd?

NORMAL-PERSON: Well I have to go. I'll talk to you later - not!

by Hermione December 28, 2005

chatspeak

Chatspeak is pretty much the Language of the Idiots. It is used by those too stupid/lazy to type properly.

This is an example of chatspeak: yo u wanna go 2 da mall 2dai

by *Vicky* April 9, 2006

chatslang

Abbreviations such as "lol" (laugh out loud, "jk" (just kidding), "2" (to, too), and "4"(for). Used in chatrooms and on Instant Messanger for people who are in a hurry or too lazy to type things out. Sometimes it is used by idiots in spoken conversation. When used by pre-teen/teenage girls it often includes TyPiNg LiKe ThIs.

1. Could you please use less chatslang? I don't know what you're trying to say.
2. The other day my sister said "L-O-L" after I told a joke. It was very disturbing.

by Mercury Silverscale September 13, 2003

Chatspeak

Idiotic form of chat used by 12 year old AOL users. This form of chat comes with many random "omg" and "lol's". Usually the chatter is prepubescant.

Sk8kiddzrool: omg hai!111!
Ryan: Are you retarded?
Sk8kiddzrool: no u r u mofo, i no were u liv & will scrw ur mom lololololol!111!!1one!!

by TheRealPecker April 14, 2005

choadstool

(n.) a despicable person, especially one who is short and fat, much like a choad, a short, fat dick. Choadstoolism may be associated with short man's disease.

That anus up in human resources is a fucking choadstool: four-foot-nine, 200 pounds, and all of it complete, festering dick.

by Blenderhead91 April 8, 2009

choadster

Someone who walks around thinking he's cool although he's really not.

"Look at Brad walking around thinking he is bad, what a totall choadster!!"

by DavidRH October 20, 2005

white coats

The boys in white who come for you when you're too crazy to integrate safely with the common populace.

"Dude, did you hear about Billy?"
"No, man, what happened?"
"Took him off to the loony bin. Damn white coats came for him yesterday."

by ShiftyWizard June 22, 2015