Chatspeak

Idiotic form of chat used by 12 year old AOL users. This form of chat comes with many random "omg" and "lol's". Usually the chatter is prepubescant.

Sk8kiddzrool: omg hai!111!
Ryan: Are you retarded?
Sk8kiddzrool: no u r u mofo, i no were u liv & will scrw ur mom lololololol!111!!1one!!

by TheRealPecker April 14, 2005

SMB

Sporatic Masturbation Bout - When you just can't stand it anymore. It doesn't matter; back of the classroom, bathroom, under the dining room table, shower, garden, playground, driving.

Man, I was in woodshop and I had a SMB with sandpaper. It was awesome.

by TheRealPecker April 13, 2005