Chimpeach!

we must impeach the president of the united states who has the uncanny appearance of a chimp, as well as the IQ of one.

1) "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'' —Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001

2) "The really rich people figure out how to dodge taxes anyway." —explaining why high taxes on the rich are a failed strategy, Annandale, Va., Aug. 9, 2004

3)If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." —Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000

"CHIMPEACH! CHIMPEACH!"

by Leo James Hofmann February 17, 2008

Pimp Chimpin

To Pimp with Chimps, Hanging out with your friends

Yo, we Pimp Chimpin

by ChimpinPimp July 17, 2020

Chwimp

Cisgender, Heterosexual, White Male Privilege (CHWMP)

A man who is displaying negative behaviors based on his privilege.

He refuses to walk through a door that a woman is holding open; he’s such a chwimp

My husband was acting like such a chwimp when he refused to admit he was lost.

If you think you aren’t privileged because you had to pay for your own college tuition, you’re probably a chwimp.

by JustBe April 23, 2019

Chimping Out

Being so loud/crazy/out of control/obnoxious that one can be described as a primal animal; chimp.

Jack: *runs around the room screaming*
Joe: Shit man, Jack is really chimping out
Karen: Yeah bro, he's chimpinnn

by liamkm September 9, 2019

Chimpanigger

Portmanteau of Chimpanzee and Nigger. Chimpanzees are extremely violent, and very promiscuous, just like niggers. Niggers are also prone to violent outbursts, known as chimping out". Therefore a nigger in the middle of a chimp out may be described as a chimpanigger.

Chimpaniggers were on the news again last night. They stabbed a teenager in Brixton, shot someone in Streatham High Street and violently raped at least 30 human women.

by TNBSpotter May 28, 2011

Clubbing the chimp

Another term for male masturbation.

I came home early and caught Phil clubbing the chimp while watching a porno.

by Jack Goff September 23, 2006

Chimping the Frog

(1) The opposite of making love.
(2) Uncontrollable, spastic humping
(3) Having the weirdest, most unromantic sex possible

Origins:
Derived from the landmark youtube video Chimp Rapes Frog.

It's Gary's first time having sex so I bet he's chimping the frog.

by yekka July 28, 2010