A fart or bottom burp of such toxicity and calorific heat, it makes the pumper think he may have followed through or skidded his underpants. Your classic cheeser has a smell that brings water to the eyes, reminiscent of the British cheese 'Stinking Bishop'. Smelling it has the potential to cause ones toenails to curl.
Cheesers are usually the product of a 'heavy night' involving the consumption of copious amounts of BROWN ALE, mechanically recovered meat products of a high fat/high spiced nature and potato chips (french fries) served with curry sauce and processed cheese.
Cheesers are usually the product of a 'heavy night' involving the consumption of copious amounts of BROWN ALE, mechanically recovered meat products of a high fat/high spiced nature and potato chips (french fries) served with curry sauce and processed cheese.
"Oh dear, Vicar, you've suddenly come across all pale. Goodness, are you quite well, my dear man?"
"Forgive me, Mrs Saunders, I've just dropped a cheeser so rank I do believe the lead is melting off the church roof."
"Forgive me, Mrs Saunders, I've just dropped a cheeser so rank I do believe the lead is melting off the church roof."
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1. Your mom was all up on my cheever last night without pay.
2. I bet your mom's cheever is hella baggy.
3. I can't believe you don't know the answer, you're such a cheever, get out of my face before I cheever slap you!
2. I bet your mom's cheever is hella baggy.
3. I can't believe you don't know the answer, you're such a cheever, get out of my face before I cheever slap you!
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