celluloneitis

The intense feeling of loneliness and complete detachment from the outside world, one experiences when he or she have left their cellphones behind.

A sudden onset of celluloneitis took him over as he realized he had left his cell behind.

by josesNnicole April 12, 2011

Cellulit up

When a bitch walks by, and her ass end is so tore up and looks like cottage cheese that you immediately vomit.

"Damn, that bitch was cellulit up. Her ass looked like Craterface."

by Corn Causey August 5, 2008

celludelite

the very delitefull cellulite on a bbw or ssbbw

I just saw a ssbbw that was a celludelite!

by ssbbw lover October 8, 2010

cellulitey

gross and saggy

kate boggs has a cellulitey butt

by badass89098 May 9, 2010

The Preseptal Cellulitis: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to axolotls with perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Preseptal Cellulitis: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025

cellsliders

cell slider, a man in prison who likes to have anal sex with men from other cells.

*also a juvenile club for pretentious girls from Newport beach who think their hot shit and are completely out of touch with reality.

Jerry is a cellslider, he's a triple C slut! (California Correctional Center)
or
Rachael & Britney are part of the cellsliders, they go to parties at the Hurley warehouse and act aloof and artsy introducing themselves with hipster pseudonyms like Baine or Renton.

by ih8hipsterzzz October 21, 2010

cellulaire device

a cell phone, something most teenagers have and use on a daily basis.

Guy 1 "I lost my cellulaire device! Can you call it for me?"
Guy 2 "yeah sure."

by marianastrench=<3 March 5, 2011