cattywampus vagina

When you meet a gorgeous girl who seems perfect then finally get in her pants and suffer the extreme disappointment of her mangled vagina. There’s no lips to hold everything in and it’s all hanging out like ground beef.

“Hey man, you finally get her yet?” He asked. “Well, I was about to, but her cattywampus vagina scared my dick soft man!” He shreiked as he curled up in the fetal position to suck his thumb.

by Ginabob420 October 23, 2018

Cattywampus

It refers to something that is in disarray, that is askew, or something that is not directly across something.

"The library is cattywampus from the police station."

by corn burgers May 23, 2020

cattywumpus

A falsehood purported by one assuming an authority upon a subject. Comes from a short anecdote.

Teacher: And of course the first world war was the obvious result of left wing conspiracy...

Student: ...Cattywumpus...

by jubeanation April 12, 2008

cattywumpus

The act of a Shellder latching on to one's backside

Shellder: SHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
*bite*
Dude: No I just got cattywumpused! And I have to take Cindy to the titty twister.....NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by Evil Tim August 1, 2003

Cattywompus

Created by sydney A describing word for something hairy or ugly.

Devin's butt lint is cattywompus

by Miss Jennifer... December 31, 2008

cattywumpus

to grab another's head and brain suck

He yelled "Cattywumpus" and I crushed his skull with my palm

by Shawn March 13, 2003

Cattywumpus

Something that is in disarray, that is askew, or something that isn’t directly across from something.

That library is cattywumpus to the park.

by XwXwX February 20, 2021