When you meet a gorgeous girl who seems perfect then finally get in her pants and suffer the extreme disappointment of her mangled vagina. There’s no lips to hold everything in and it’s all hanging out like ground beef.
“Hey man, you finally get her yet?” He asked. “Well, I was about to, but her cattywampus vagina scared my dick soft man!” He shreiked as he curled up in the fetal position to suck his thumb.
by Ginabob420 October 23, 2018
Get the cattywampus vagina mug.by Ginabob420 May 14, 2015
Get the shaqueensha mug.A woman who is obsessed with having sex with men. She is crazy about a man's dick and grabs the crotch's of strange men on the street. A petermonster is pretty hot but men who know her stay away because they are scared of getting diseases.
"That girl is pretty hot! What's her name?" he exclaimed to his friend after a woman humped his leg on the dance floor. "Don't mess with her man, she's a petermonster."
by Ginabob420 May 14, 2015
Get the petermonster mug.