dog in a catsuit

A cat that appears to be rather too large to be a cat!

While walking down the street at night, Susie gasped in amazement "look, there's a dog... oh no, it's just a dog in a catsuit!"

by SusieSusieSue August 12, 2009

catsploring

Tendency of domesticated felines to explore newly opened spaces such as drawers or cabinets.

As soon as I opened the pantry door Izzie jumped right onto the shelf, catsploring as is her habit.

by A well informed cat February 8, 2013

Catupuncture

When your kitten attacks your hand, leg, arm etc, using teeth and claws.

J: Dude! What happened to your hand? It's covered in scars.

D: I got a new kitten, she's been practicing catupuncture on me.

by Caelith January 15, 2011

catspam

unnecessary pictures of cats on the internet

All I see on my Facebook and Instagram is catspam from my friends!

by mayishcute May 5, 2014

catsplaining

When a cat looks at you and meows because you aren't getting on with whatever you were supposed to be doing quickly enough.

Some amount of catsplaining can't be escaped.

by felixh March 17, 2017

russian catupult

when someone takes their dick bends it up against their stomach and releases it and slaps a girl in the face

EX: Matt gave me an amazing russian catupult

by ReaperxOfxSins July 25, 2014

Catsum

Australian term for

Raging, flaming, flat out faggot

I'm sorry for calling you a faggot, you catsum!

Justin Bieber is a catsum

German G German is quite the catsum

by Ratface June 28, 2016