Capnographer

An individual proficient in managing high acuity medical situations with an intuitive ability to assess end-tidal CO2 and visual skin turgor. The first level in a three tiered system involving (1) Capnographer (2) Master Capnographer (3) MCI Commandographer.

Upon intubating the patient the lead capnographer determined the patient had a low end tidal due to hyperventilation. Per capnographer "hyperventilation is likely from dehydration as suggested by the poor skin turgor noted on approach".

by A.D.LEE & Co. February 14, 2019

cartographerization

Process of organizing software project source code directory structure in a way resembling that which Google's Cartographer employs.

"This project got its build scripts duct-taped beyond belief."
"How about we cartographerize it?"
"Cartographerization... sounds like a plan."

by aurzenligl February 28, 2019

Careography

The choreography of cars, often seen in action movies and car demonstrations.

Guy 1: Dude, I saw The Blues Brothersyesterday
Guy 2: Oh Ya?
Guy 1: Ya, the Careography was great

by Lucky251 December 27, 2008

catography

The art taking photos of your precious kitty.

Catography: The art taking photos of your precious kitty.

"Britt has really taken cartography to a new level with her recent expose' featuring Mr. Kittums re-enacting scenes from classic movies."

by K blunt August 12, 2016

carnographer

(noun) someone who makes maps out of meat, or maps of meat.

The carnographer marked the filet and the other cuts in marker on the cow.

by skillethead October 5, 2012

Cartography

The art of taking pictures from inside a car.

It takes much skill to master the art of cartography. (TRUE FACT)

by BetterDenYou December 2, 2016

Cornographic

1. (verb) The act of photographing corn without husks, cobs without corn, etc.

2. (verb) The act of sneaking up behind an ear of corn in a field without others noticing.

3. (adjective) The kind of person who tells a really corny joke/a really corny joke.

1. Oh man, that guy really loves his corn, he's making it SO cornographic!

2. Seriously, you don't need to peel the corn and make it even more conrographic than it already is.

3. Did you really have to tell a knock-knock joke? You are SO cornographic.

by clohy July 17, 2010