Dusty Carl

The act of an elderly woman queefs in one's face.

"Dude, that old lady totally gave me a dusty carl last night".

by Korn Flakez February 7, 2014

small dick carl

A Man named Carl that has a extremely small penis

That guy is a 'small dick carl'

by Fresh Doggo April 18, 2018

Dammit Carl

When a girl won’t ask your friend to a Sadie’s Dance

Me: Have you asked Bradon to the Sadie’s dance yet
Carlie: No not yet
Me: Dammit Carl

by Dean Gulbarry February 15, 2019

DAMNIT ITS CARL

Guy who is stuck on himself and doesn't care who he hurts. Sucks. Prick. My future husband.

Damnit its Carl thought he was a great guy but he was really a mean cocksucker with a gay lover.

by Lick Me July 22, 2004

dry carl

The act of putting your finger in someone's ear. Sort of like a wet willy, but without the wetness.

Kalub loves to surprise me with a dry carl.

by kbudz May 21, 2009

Dirty Carl

When one of your work mates brings in all manners of illnesses and passes them on to everyone else.

I'm going to have to take a week off Boss I was sat next to Dirty Carl the contagious twat...

by Bonkbobbignose January 22, 2021

Big daddy carl

A older man who loves to disco, prolly aslo a teacher and loves looking at kids

My teacher is a big daddy carl he won’t stop staring at me and the boys

by CRAFTYKAREN June 6, 2022