To be messed up and have a disordered life. Not having a path in life and ambitions as well as goals. Refers to needing a calendar to sort out one's life.
Chloe: " Michelle you're so awesome and better than me! I don't know what I want to do with my life!"
Michelle: " Ahh gyal dem you's a calendar man."
Michelle: " Ahh gyal dem you's a calendar man."
by michelledomination March 3, 2016
Get the Calendar Man mug.by masterjedininja July 28, 2011
Get the Caulen mug.Like a palindrome, a calendrome is a date that appears the same whether read backward or forward, i.e., 1.12.11.
by Cutters79 January 21, 2010
Get the calendrome mug.A really nice girl who underestimates herself.She is also quite weird at some times but that's why we all love her.She gets frustrated with her family at times but so does everyone.A pretty girl who deserves more than this.
Carlene: My mum is sooo annoying!
Me: It's ok Carlene. You know you still love her, and she loves you.
Carlene: Your my most favorite wee sister ever!
Me: I'm your only sister.
Carlene: Exactly.
Me: -__-
Me: It's ok Carlene. You know you still love her, and she loves you.
Carlene: Your my most favorite wee sister ever!
Me: I'm your only sister.
Carlene: Exactly.
Me: -__-
by KeNzEhBaBeZ April 9, 2013
Get the Carlene mug.A makeshift calendar kept in your head so there's no evidence; used to stalk someone you're obsessed with. It is compiled mainly from readily available information made public on social networking sites, and through eavesdropping, lurking, gossip, and rumor.
Jill: You know Brit's gonna be at the party next week, right?
Jack: Oh, for sure. Had that shit marked on my stalker calendar for weeks.
Jill: I have a crush on your friend John...
Jack: Want me to have him add you as a friend?
Jill: No, it's cool...I always know what he's doing. He RSVPs to events, says where he's at in his status, and we have enough mutual friends for me to start a decent stalker calendar.
Jill to Jane: Wanna meet at StarB's Tuesday?
Jane: Yeah, like 8:00?
Jack (lurking ten feet away) to self: Sweet!
Jill: Funny how we keep showing up at the same spots!
Jack: Isn't it?
Jack to self: Thank you, stalker calendar!
Jack: Oh, for sure. Had that shit marked on my stalker calendar for weeks.
Jill: I have a crush on your friend John...
Jack: Want me to have him add you as a friend?
Jill: No, it's cool...I always know what he's doing. He RSVPs to events, says where he's at in his status, and we have enough mutual friends for me to start a decent stalker calendar.
Jill to Jane: Wanna meet at StarB's Tuesday?
Jane: Yeah, like 8:00?
Jack (lurking ten feet away) to self: Sweet!
Jill: Funny how we keep showing up at the same spots!
Jack: Isn't it?
Jack to self: Thank you, stalker calendar!
by nearly civilized January 5, 2010
Get the stalker calendar mug.Caylen is the cutest and nicest guy you will ever meet. He will stick up for you always and will protect his friends. He is funny with the sweetest smile. He also is the strongest and most fit of all but is too humble to think so. He is the class clown and the ladies man.
by #Mrstealyoting May 19, 2020
Get the Caylen mug.1. unable to remember the number of days in each month.
2. unable to sustain a long-term schedule or plan, due to a lack of stable subjective significance of the passage of time (i.e. zoomers), rather than disinterest in the desired outcome (i.e. slackers).
3. unable to remember appointments, birthdays, the current day of the week, the month or the current year, often experienced with hangover on New Year's day.
4. unable to flip the pages of a calendar.
5. the state of being perpetually anxious regarding all possible future courses of events.
6. believing that the world will end in some prophesied year, e.g. 1000, Y2K, 2012, etc.
7. Confused state wherein the dates comprising "next weekend" cannot be ascertained.
8. frequently absent without leave
2. unable to sustain a long-term schedule or plan, due to a lack of stable subjective significance of the passage of time (i.e. zoomers), rather than disinterest in the desired outcome (i.e. slackers).
3. unable to remember appointments, birthdays, the current day of the week, the month or the current year, often experienced with hangover on New Year's day.
4. unable to flip the pages of a calendar.
5. the state of being perpetually anxious regarding all possible future courses of events.
6. believing that the world will end in some prophesied year, e.g. 1000, Y2K, 2012, etc.
7. Confused state wherein the dates comprising "next weekend" cannot be ascertained.
8. frequently absent without leave
You missed they party! Are you a flake or just calendrically challenged?
I'm sorry! The invitation arrived last Monday, so I thought it was NEXT weekend, instead of this one.
I'm sorry! The invitation arrived last Monday, so I thought it was NEXT weekend, instead of this one.
by factsmachine01 June 1, 2010
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