Contouring

The act of physically estimating a mans erect penis through his pants while on the dance floor with the explicit intention of estimating its size.

Based on my contouring last night he’s at least 8 inches and circumcised.

I contoured so hard last night.

by tinytrex July 20, 2018

catorina

mad girl.
mental.
cool.
emo.
a beautiful name : latin for eejit.
ha ha ha.

catorina! stop eating hair!

by KAYTEE BAYBEE January 12, 2008

Cartering

Originating in Northern West Virginia near the pan handle. It means to intensely glare, stare at a female of another race for sexual gain.

Tyrell: "Dayum! Did you see that tits on that fine ass white girl?"
Dave: "Chill man, you Cartering heavy right now."

by #MrWipeMeDown April 19, 2011

Canting

A period of time where the ability to can is lost due to any given situation or circumstance. Can last from minutes to days on end

Guy 1- hey man are you ok?
Guy 2- nah, my friend just told me that slenda hanhas coke in it and now I'm canting.

Guy 1- sucks man.

by Thuma Urman February 11, 2015

Mudslide canoeing

During anal intercourse the male hits a nerve that causes the female to start shitting uncontrollably on the males dick, while the male continues to bang her using the shit as lube.

Amanda was taking it up the butt when suddenly she had the urge to shit. John then continued to bang and begin his journey of "mudslide canoeing" until he was satisfied.

by Domweatherman February 4, 2014

catering van

Slang for Caterham - a range of cars widely regarded as some of the finest drivers cars available for sensible money.

Based on a Lotus which was created ages ago.. probably the 12th century, though that is just a guess.

Been out in the catering van at the weekend, so excuse me if I'm spitting flies for the rest of the day.

by matt-leics April 14, 2004

cantering fagpony

1. A small homosexual horse that moves a pace slightly more brisk than usual.

Cindy doesn't want a horsey for Christmas, she would like a cantering fagpony.

by Aras Elocin October 15, 2008