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Contouring

The act of physically estimating a mans erect penis through his pants while on the dance floor with the explicit intention of estimating its size.
Based on my contouring last night he’s at least 8 inches and circumcised.

I contoured so hard last night.
by tinytrex July 20, 2018
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contouring

A girl that doesn't know when to stop with the makeup
I'm contouring my face with this overly expensive brush
by Drinky233 August 26, 2017
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the conjuring

A terrifying fucken movie made on a high ass fucken budget god damn fucken annabell doll its also a fag ass demon who takes it up the ass and trys to kill kids
I'm having nightmares because of the conjuring
by slydog24 October 16, 2013
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The Conjuring

One of the best modern horror movies of our time, introduced
horror movie fans to the doll known as Annabelle, and made dark
basements even scarier then they already were
I saw The Conjuring the other day, I haven't slept since then...
by Metallicajunkie September 29, 2018
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centauring

Inserting your lower half into another persons anal cavity.
Sally and I were Centauring last night, and she rode me into battle!
by Flipotic February 15, 2015
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Conjuring

A ritual performed during hunting as a way of becoming worthy of harvesting a big game animal.
That Big Boo, through conjuring, got the biggest buck of anybody in this room!
by The Big Boo November 27, 2018
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conjuring

a performance consisting of seemingly magical tricks.
When I went to Berlin, I saw many conjuring tricks at a circus. They were amazing !
by Albertina January 2, 2015
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